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How High: The 30 Best Bong Names Of All Time

There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe someВ barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire day? They’re cost-effective, mind-altering and powerful — that’s why it’s important to exhibit the utmost reverence whenever using them.

The bong’s strength is not to be taken lightly. So many times have we seen people go in, thinking that you can pull one clean, and leave coughing their face off in pure delightful misery. Don’t underestimate the bong!

Over time, these things become much more than just another smoking device, but rather an extension of yourself and pretty much as valuable as a pet or family member. You take care of them like your first-born, so it only makes sense that we give these bad boys a name! Right?

It’s the least we can do for this magical device that brings such joy into our lives. But don’t just settle for any corny name that people wouldn’t truly appreciate and think about every damn time before they took a hit. Give your friends something to talk about and build the legend around your bong.

Test your stoner intuition and get creative with it. That’s what we did. These are the 30 best bong names of all time. Feel free to leave us some of your favorite bong names below. Enjoy!

There is nothing better than a freshly packed bong on a hot summer’s day. Well maybe someВ barbecue and boobs, but that’s another story. Why smoke blunt after blunt when you could just take a couple of rips from the binger and be Gucci for the entire…

Pipe and Bong Names

  • Oct 20, 2005
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  • Stl Bud
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    • Oct 21, 2005
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  • frosurfer420
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    • Oct 23, 2005
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  • rhythmbandit
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • RZ9365
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • smoked_out
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • jay420
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • DiM3y
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • dagothaulak
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    I haven’t named my bong or pipe yet, mmmmm I’ll name ’em here I guess

    Clear glass bong – Thnikkaman
    Color changing glass pipe – Chameleon

    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • BlackTurboTeg
    New Member

    Just blaze.

    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • maconha
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    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • SptyOty
    New Member

    Medical Marijuana user – OCBC Card Holder – Prop. 215 Patient – MariCare’s #1 Customer

    “I hear the secrets that you keep, when you’re talkin in your sleep.”

    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • Haha420
    New Member

    fuzzygetsmefucked – mini hammer/spoon (my first glass piece)
    zeitgeist – thick and heady mini hammer

    dont have a name for my bubbler, chillum or vaporizer

    • Oct 24, 2005
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  • stonedthugg420
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    • Jul 28, 2008
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  • WaVancouver
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    I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong
    Willie Nelson

    save your seeds.
    sow them everywhere unselfishly.
    make someones day when they find them.

    • Jul 28, 2008
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  • WaVancouver
    Active Member

    I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong
    Willie Nelson

    save your seeds.
    sow them everywhere unselfishly.
    make someones day when they find them.

    If you all name your pipes and bongs post what you call them, i love hearing stuff like this, i call my pipe Big Thunder cause the bowl is gigantic but I…