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Clever bong names

dont feel bad. i named my bong, ‘BONG’

very unoriginal,
but when i look at it, i just say BONG in a really obnoxious voice. 🙂

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you should feel more creative with a name like that! anyone can think of naming a bong Bongzilla, how many other bongs do you know of named Stanley?? Stanley is much more creative

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mines named COLLOSUS 🙂

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Mine was called Grim Reefer 🙂

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Dr. Seuss and Fever are mine 🙂

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Mine’s named Doug Funny

I’m so fucking high i can eat a star.
I’m so high i could vomit on a comet.

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i think it’s creative, ive never heard someone give their bong a person’s name.
mine’s name is jupiter.

“tomorrow may rain, so i’ll follow the sun.”

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bubble gum titty bitches is my bongs name.
i call her bubble gum for short.

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this made my day

When I am waking, I am baking

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ive got Wesley, and The Green Milenko, and r.i.p. to olson

\m/ i dont know where im goin, but i kno where i been \m/

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Stanley 🙂 I like it.
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Meatwad made a song for you.
(Context: Terrence is meatwad’s cat. That beeping sound is shake starting the microwave. guess who’s inside.

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i have two bongs. morning glory and mia

my latest work, check it out
ganja connoisseur

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My bonds name is Old Rippy

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Like Ol’ drippy.
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Meatwad made a song for you.
(Context: Terrence is meatwad’s cat. That beeping sound is shake starting the microwave. guess who’s inside.

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mines mysterio cuz its baked ceramic so you cant see how big of a hit you got in the chamber and it hits hard as fuck so for the first few days it was killing all of us hahaha

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wow alot of good names, like the aqua teen reference.

I named mine Sunshine and Illusions.

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my dicks name is stanley 😀

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i aint got a bong but my pieces name is bubmlebee bc it has a yellow stem

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mine’s named Re! pronounced Ray- she’s the egyptian sun goddess 🙂

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we named ours chef because it gets us cooked

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my neighbors have one named “Pizza”.
and I love it.

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my bongs name is bubble guts lol get it

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my bongs name is ass hole futer man.

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Its ok your not alone I named mine Earl haha

It aint cause ima big dog!

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mine’s The Champ.
The name explains it all.

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My 3 pieces are named: Persuasion, Temptation, & Seduction.

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Mine are Elizabeth & the Professor.

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i dont really have a bong to name but i had a sherlock holmes bowl i named sherley. one of a kind. too bad a dumb ass broke it.

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I go a sherlock homles lookin one too. I named it sherlock lol

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My friend’s bong’s name is Barak Obonga hahahah

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Lol, mine is franklin.
=D

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My bros bongs name is Bong Dole 🙂

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i like your bong name, its creative umong the others, because theirs are so creative that they are all the same, your is so uncreative thats its original

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blacky, greeny and rasta-guess what colour they are. now thats unoriginal :/
RIP Bob Marley

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PASQUALIGUS is my bongs name 🙂

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my cousin named hers Brittney, like brittney spears. hit me baby one more time. 😀

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i have frank the martian (frank for short) and BB which stands for Big Black or Big Bertha or really anything with the word B cause its 9 mm thick 🙂

oh and i used to have one called “The Bitch” cause then me and all my friends would be like “wanna go hit the bitch”

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I got a blue bowl that has light blue swirls going through it I call it Posidons COck.

Under the influence. Above the ignorance.

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lol my bubbler is burnadette (where i got my highdeas name) and my bong is anne dank 😉

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haha noo my bongs name is rupert dont feel baddd.

purple and yellow so i named it Kobe

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ha ha ive had Achilles and Apollo. I used to name them after greek gods but I changed my mind. By the way “The Bitch” might be the funniest name for a bong ever! ha ha ha

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Mines Twista. cause it twists.

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mine is the purple paralyzer and it rips like a champ

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the best bong names are the simple ones. the ones that really fit the personality of the piece. stanley is a fuckin great name as long as the bong looks like a stanley lol. my pipe’s name is Gunther just cuz its the only thing i could think of that captured the personality of the pipe. also, my bong’s name is Bilbo Bongins. and my brother has a bubbler named Optimus Pipe
**Baked as a Biscuit :D**

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Mines name is Tori Black. Google that shit. She fucks like a pornstar

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Mine is the might Biodophilus
and i have the answer

when you have a problem i have the answer

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haha my pieces are Ashanda, Baby, Bulbasaur, Humpty Dumpty, The Yellow Submarine, Candy, Tiger Lily, The Pink Panther, and Wall-E 🙂

i see alot of peoples bong names are like bongzilla or hemppants mcgee….then i start to feel uncreative because my bongs name is stanley