How to Smoke in Your House Without Your Parents Finding Out
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Smoking produces a distinctive odor. The second you light a clove or cigarette, the odor sticks to the furniture, your clothing, and in your hair. Reducing this odor is incredibly important if you’re still living with your parents and they are against smoking. Taking pre-emptive action can keep your parents from finding out that about your smoking.
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If you contain the smell and keep the smoke off your clothes and skin, you should be able to smoke in your house without your parents finding out. When you’re ready to smoke, block the gap underneath the door with a towel or old sweater. Open a window or turn on a fan and aim your smoke towards it. You should also wear a spare jacket over your normal clothes so you don’t get smoke on them. When you’ve finished smoking, mask the smell with a little incense, air freshener, or an odor neutralizer. Make sure you wash your hands and face. Then, brush your teeth or chew some gum. That way, your parents won’t be able to smell the smoke on your breath or skin. For more tips, including how to time your smoke breaks to avoid your parents’ suspicions, read on!
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6.) Gathering supplies:
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5.) Taking action:
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3.) Covering your tracks:
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2.) Parental interaction:
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