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Is it harmful to smoke with Bible Paper?

I know its ironic for me to ask, considering that there is a lot more harm in actually smoking with tobacco considering all the harmful things in it. And before you tell me to quit, i know i should, and im trying. At the moment im just quitting down. I roll my own and im out of rizlas and i cant get any more, because im 14 and i cant exactly get hold of them easily. People have told me you can use the Bible pages, because it burns slowly.

Is it harmful to smoke with that paper because of the Ink on the page?

Please dont find offence in me asking this. I am not against Christianity! I dont want to cause offence to people out there 🙂

I know its ironic for me to ask, considering that there is a lot more harm in actually smoking with tobacco considering all the harmful things in it. And before you tell me to quit, i know i should, and im trying. At the moment im just quitting down. I roll my own and im out of rizlas and i cant get any more, because im 14 and i cant exactly get hold of them easily. People have told me you can use the Bible pages, because it burns slowly. Is it harmful to smoke with that paper because of the Ink on the page? Thanks

Is bible paper safe to smoke

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December 21st, 2010

This past week I enjoyed a few days of actually being able to afford some decent food (including Hamburger Helper “Taco Burger”!!) and smoke some real cigarettes, but now I’m back to being broke and smoking nasty butts and eating at the community kitchen until Friday, Christmas Eve, when I get paid. My Mom and Dad are also coming to pick me up Friday night to take me home for Xmas festivities for a couple days and I should be able to keep my belly full until the New Year. I’ve got a big, long 2011 plan written up and posted on my refrigerator and believe me, starting December 31st SHIT IS GOING TO CHANGE FOR THE BETTER BECAUSE THE WOLF IS GOING TO COME OUT FOR REALS!!

Over the weekend I was out of cigarettes and also out of fucking rolling papers. So I commenced to rolling up cigarette butts out of BIBLE PAPER again, despite the fact that the last four or five times I’ve done this in the past few months, it gives me this weird fucking FeVER! After about a day of rolling cigarettes out of this Bible I have at home, a strange fever starts to kick in. I feel my heart beating rapidly; the hair all over my body starts standing on end. My body temperature increases and I start getting these really bad cold shakes and start shivering. I was smoking the Bible paper Sunday, and Monday morning the fever started kicking in. It was pretty cold outside, anyway, so I was shaking and shivering the whole time I was walking to work, and the whole time I was still smoking cigarettes out of this Bible paper like some crack-addicted idiot.

Luckily when I got to work I was able to talk my boss into spotting me some rolling papers we sell at the store, until Friday. I owe him a whole $2 now, oooooooh. But all day yesterday I still had the fever and it was only after sleeping in a cold sweat for about 12 hours last night and this morning that I was able to wake up today with the fever pretty much gone away.

I’ve told a few people about this fever I get when I smoke the Bible paper and they are like, “God is trying to tell you something! He wants you to quit smoking. Either that or He wants you dead!” The first time I got the fever I was hesitant to think it was because of the Bible paper; I figured it was just this strange coincidence and the fever was just totally unrelated flu symptoms or something. I remember when I was in my late 20’s, this one summer I walked around town wearing the same black, cut-off shorts and black T-shirt without washing them, usually drunk off my ass or looking for a drink, carrying this little Bible in my backpack that I rolled cigarette butts up in ALL SUMMER and it didn’t do shit! I didn’t get any sort of fever back then, so why would God be trying to tell me something now? Why would he let me smoke all these years since then, waste all that money and do so much more damage to my lungs when he could have given me a fever back then as a way of telling me to stop?

It would be twelve years or so before I’d roll a cigarette in Bible paper again, this most recent period that began few months ago, and like I said, at the start of this period I thought maybe the fever was a coincidence the first time I got it. But a couple weeks after this first fever, I smoked more cigarettes with the same Bible paper and sure enough, the fever came back. This has happened at least five times: I smoke the Bible paper and I get a fever. I know, it is a testament to how addicted I am to cigarettes when I am willingly, KNOWINGLY subjecting myself to this fucking fever which, of course, has JACK FUCK NOTHING to do with “God telling me to quit smoking” or “wanting me dead” and everything to do with the fact that there is something in the ink or the paper, some toxin my body is resisting and therefore initiating a fever to burn away the unwanted substance(s). Besides the fact that I am severely hesistant to use “divine intervention” to explain anything–just as a test, an experiment– I rolled up cigarettes a couple months ago from the paper of this big DICTIONARY I have at home and it gave me a fever too! LOL! So evidently the Bible I had years ago just didn’t contain whatever it is in the newer Bible and dictionary I now possess that has been causing the fever.

Admittedly, I was a little disappointed when I rolled cigarettes up in the dictionary paper and it gave me a fever just as the Bible did, pretty much debunking any sort of “divine intervention” theory. I just think it is fun to contemplate the possibility of something powerful and supernatural or otherwordly actually giving a fuck about what I do. I also think it is funny to contemplate some sort of Christian or otherwise monk or mystic purposely smoking cigarette butts out of this Bible paper, knowing it will give them a fever and believing that during this fever they will gain some sort of divine insights and revelations or receive holy visions!

This past week I enjoyed a few days of actually being able to afford some decent food (including Hamburger Helper