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Top 10 Super Mario Smoking Devices That Nintendo Definitely Doesn’t Know About

In this world there are stoners, gamers, and stoned gamers. If someone you meet doesn’t fit inside those categories then you probably shouldn’t be friends with them. Besides, they will never be able to create or appreciate ridiculous pieces like the ones on our list of ‘The Top 10 Super Mario Smoking Devices That Nintendo Definitely Doesn’t Know About.’

10. The Tribal Mario! If civilization collapsed and future humans chose to model society after the Super Mario universe, this pipe is what tribal shamans would use to connect with the digital past. From the clean black lines etched into the piece to the psychedelic swirls around the bowl, just looking at it makes you want to hop right into an ayahuasca ceremony in hopes that Yoshi will tell you the meaning of life.

9. If this list was ‘The Top 10 Super Mario Bongs That You Will Most Likely Cut Your Fingers On While Packing The Bowl,’ then this piece would undoubtedly come in at number one. There’s also a good chance your attention span will fade away midway through that title because it’s just entirely too damn long.

8. Similar to the piece in our number ten spot, this bong appears to be conceived in order to honor the great Maori tradition – of smoking weed on the beaches while doing a Haka War Dance. There’s a lot of stuff going on in this thing, from Bullet Bill adoring the top of the piece to Shy Guy greeting you near the stem. Good effort from this stoned gamer.

In this world there are stoners, gamers, and stoned gamers. If someone you meet doesn’t fit inside those categories then you probably shouldn’t be friends