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Sherlock Gnomes “The World’s Least Entertaining Detective”

Liam Connally, Online Writer
March 29, 2018

Sherlock Gnomes starts out with a minute of the Gnomes suggesting stories they should tell only each tale has “gnome” in the title, The Gnome Ranger, for example. It gets worse from there.

Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel to 2011’s Gnomeo and Juliet fails to capture the charm of the first film, instead of being a creative retelling of a classic tale it’s a played out pun-filled low attempt to entertain. If I were a young child, I would probably have loved the film because all the jokes are obvious and not hard to process.

This film introduces us, very quickly, to two new main characters who steal the show from Gnomeo and Juliet, these characters are Sherlock Gnomes (Johnny Depp) and his partner, Watson (Chiwetel Ejiofor). These characters have none of the personality of Gnomeo (James McAvoy) or Juliet (Emily Blunt), they’re just dumb parodies of the classic characters who we all know.

I saw this movie with my friend who fell asleep before the bad guy was introduced when he woke up the final battle was already started, he was only asleep for 30 minutes, this movie’s plot is insanely rushed even for a kids movie.

The icing on the cake is at about the 10-minute mark a gnome dabs. That scene made me consider walking out of the theater and jumping into the sewer and just staying there forever because a world where gnomes can dab in a movie isn’t the kind of world I would want live in.

The only redeeming quality in this hour and 26 minute gnome pun is the music; the film is produced by Rocket Pictures, a company owned by Elton John, so all the music in the movie is Elton John original songs.

The film tries to do the Sherlock plot twist, by giving a somewhat obvious plot twist followed by a “less” obvious plot twist. If you were six you’d still see both plot twists coming there was no mystery to the film, Sherlock Gnomes “the greatest ornamental detective” is a film with no mystery. Possibly the first ever detective film which fails to deliver an actual mystery.

If you want a film with enticing mystery, amazing story, and witty humor, then this film isn’t for you, but if you want a movie with silly jokes that will take you back to your childhood this still isn’t the movie for you. If you want a film with fantastic music and quality animation but no real story then this is the movie for you.

All in all this movie was hardly worth the 10 dollars or whatever I paid to see it, the film fails to entertain or amuse, I’d give a hard pass to anyone who wanted to see this film. 3/10.

Sherlock Gnomes starts out with a minute of the Gnomes suggesting stories they should tell only each tale has “gnome” in the title, The Gnome Ranger, for example. It gets worse from there. Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel to 2011’s Gnomeo and Juliet fails to capture the charm of the first film, instead of being a…

Sherlock Gnomes

Sherlock Gnomes, also known as Gnomeo & Juliet 2: Sherlock Gnomes, is a 2018 British computer-animated comedy film directed by John Stevenson.

A sequel to Gnomeo & Juliet, the film stars the voices of James McAvoy, Emily Blunt, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Mary J. Blige, and Johnny Depp. It was produced by Paramount Animation, Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, and Rocket Pictures, with the animation service provided by Mikros Image. It is the first film from Paramount Animation to be entirely animated, and the first animated film from Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer since 2008’s ”Igor”. The film was released in the United States on March 23, 2018, by Paramount Pictures, unlike its predecessor, which was distributed by Touchstone Pictures.

Contents

  • 1 Plot
  • 2 Why It Sucks
  • 3 Redeeming Qualities
  • 4 Reception
    • 4.1 Box Office
  • 5 Videos
  • 6 External links
  • 7 Comments

When Gnomeo and Juliet first arrive in London with their friends and family, their biggest concern is getting a new garden ready for spring. When everyone in the garden suddenly goes missing — there’s only one gnome to call — Sherlock Gnomes. The famous detective and sworn protector of the city shows up with his sidekick Watson to investigate the case. The mystery soon leads the gnomes on a rollicking adventure as they meet all-new ornaments and explore an undiscovered side of London.

Why It Sucks

Warning: Do not insert any points among the lines of “no one wanted this film” in this section.

  1. All the existing characters are out-of-character, especially Gnomeo and Juliet as they always fight like Bill and Ben from Thomas and FriendsBTSW and actually act more like friends than a couple. What a way to suck the charm out of these two characters.
  2. The movie came out seven years after the first film, so the idea for a sequel was basically stale by the time it was released.
  3. Disney and Touchstone Pictures were not involved with this due to failure of Strange Magic. Instead, Rocket Pictures (the same company behind the first film), decided that MGM and Paramount should become the distributors of this film without informing both Disney and Touchstone Pictures and also not giving both companies why they never made a sequel with the both of them anymore for a reason why at all.
  4. Terrible humor that consists of stuff like fart jokes and poor attempts on making references to The Simpsons-style couch gags (now we all know how Matt Groening would feel if he saw this film). The film also consists of unfunny puns about gnomes. There are even some inappropriate innuendos, like in one part where Sherlock twerks and Mankini dances in his Borat swimsuit and we even see his red rectum, which is very inappropriate for a PG movie.
  5. Sequel baiting: Sherlock and Watson leave for another adventure. However, the resolution was not resolved due to the fact that the film was deemed a box-office disappointment.
  6. The marketing relies heavily on pop-culture references, the main example being Juliet dabbing in her main character posters, which is unacceptable for MGM, Paramount, and Rocket Pictures standards, and is proof why making cartoon characters dab shows how much people adding the dabs is an attempt to shove it down kids’ throats, and why dabbing, in general, is purely cringe.
  7. The framing device in the opening scene references gnome-pun versions of several films from the previous year such as Spider-Man: Gnome-coming which risks dating the film.
  8. The concept of the film, whilst being the only subtle one has nothing to do with the first movie and was changed in order to have the new characters fit in. The first film was a love story between Gnomeo and Juliet, a reference to Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare. This film, however, is about Sherlock Holmes, except it was written badly, and it fails at storytelling.
  9. Johnny Depp’s performance as Sherlock feels unoriginal of previous adaptations of the character.
  10. The title of the movie is a bad pun on Sherlock Holmes.
  11. Popular characters from the original are absent and aren’t even mentioned, particularly Featherstone.
  12. The film’s message of putting loved ones before work is very heavy-handed to the point where Juliet has to spell it out in full detail twice.
  13. Watson’s frustration with Sherlock is constantly alluded to in an attempt to foreshadow his supposed betrayal later. Likewise, Watson also constantly points out that Moriarty is dead to foreshadow the reveal that Moriarty is indeed alive.
  14. The film feels torn between being a true sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet and being more of a spin-off for Sherlock and Watson. Neither group of other characters were given enough focus or screen time for the film.
  15. Irene’s scene contributes little to the film and seems to only be there so that Mary J. Blige can contribute to the soundtrack.
  16. Gnomeo and Juliet, who were supposed to be the main stars of the feature, do very little to impact the story to the point where you can basically run the movie without them.
  17. Plot hole: Benny and Nanette have a romantic sub-plot, despite the fact that both characters have their own love interests in the previous film and any attraction to each other was never set up. While Benny’s love interest was absent and off-screen, Paris is still in the film, but his relationship with Nanette is not mentioned.
  18. This animated movie sequel is a prime example of how to make an animated sequel go completely wrong. Even if it was a sequel to the first Gnomeo and Juliet, everyone can see the more on how much they’ve not only did they suck the charm out of the first movie and treated it like the first movie never happened, but they also screwed everything up.
  19. The trailers are terrible.
  20. Moriarty may seem like a cool villain, but he just looks like a knock-off of the LemonHead mascot.

Redeeming Qualities

  1. The animation is a great step up from Gnomeo and Juliet, having polished textures and photo-realistic backgrounds. Even the traditional animation segments are some of the best things to come from an already awful sequel.
  2. The London Tower Bridge is animated amazingly, even at night.
  3. At least most of the characters from the first film returned, including Gnomeo and Juliet.
  4. Some of the jokes can be enjoyable. The banter between the four main characters can be quite amusing.
  5. The voice acting is good, with Chiwetel Ejiofor as Watson being a particular standout.
  6. While there are certain modern aspects that feel out of place, such as Moriarty’s selfie-stick and a drone being used for the sake of plot devices, the pop culture references used in the movie are not as blatant or obnoxious as the marketing implies, and they are also not anywhere near as terrible or as forced as the ones in The Emoji Movie.
  7. Despite the villain of the movie looking like a knock-off of the LemonHead mascot, he is at least one of the few good characters about the movie.
  8. The action scenes are well-animated and intense.
  9. Great soundtrack, especially the song “Stronger Than I Ever Was”, which was performed by Mary J. Blige.

Reception

Sherlock Gnomes received generally negative reviews from critics and audiences. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an approval rating of 27% based on 46 reviews and an average rating of 4.9/10. The site’s critical consensus reads, “Sherlock Gnomes is sadly, utterly stumped by the mystery of the reason of its own existence.” On Metacritic, the film has a score of 36 out of 100 based on 14 critics, indicating “generally unfavorable reviews”.

Audiences polled by CinemaScore gave the film an average grade of “B+” on an A+ to F scale.

Box Office

Sherlock Gnomes opened at #4 on its opening weekend with a domestic gross of $10,604,774. The total domestic gross was $43,242,871. In overseas box office, it made $43,300,000. Overall, the film made a worldwide gross of $86,542,871 against its $59 million budget and was deemed a box office disappointment.

Sherlock Gnomes Sherlock Gnomes , also known as Gnomeo & Juliet 2: Sherlock Gnomes , is a 2018 British computer-animated comedy film directed by John Stevenson. A sequel to Gnomeo &