9 Ways to Spend Less Money on Weed
While it’s so easy to justify spending loads of money on weed, it’s still just as painful. The moment comes in almost every stoner’s weed-smoking-lifetime that they realise they need to cut down on weed spending. We’re intervening to help you with that endeavour, which is why we’ve compiled this list of ways that you can save money on weed.
- 1. Skip the wake n bake
- 2. Use edibles
- 3. Put away the rolling papers
- 4. Corner the bowl
- 5. Buy in bulk and save
- 6. Distribute your weed across the number of days it’s meant to last
- 7. Don’t throw anything away
- 8. Tell your moochy friends that you ran out of weed
- 9. Grow your own weed
When you can make payday last all the way until the next payday, that’s awesome. But stocking up on weed almost always comes before the next payday. And that’s a fact. One of the hardest things to accept if you are a cannabis enthusiast is just how much it costs to smoke dope.
So, saving money on weed is on the agenda. We hear you!
Almost every stoner has somehow worked the cost of weed into their regular expenditure. But it can get pretty expensive and hard to keep up with while the rest of life gets more and more expensive.
This is where we dispel some deep stoner wisdom for you. We know you want to keep smoking weed, and we know you want to save money at the same time. And we truly believe anything is possible! Follow these 9 tips we have for you, and save some money on your greens!
1. Skip the wake n bake
Ok, let’s get the “hard to swallow” advice out of the way first. Skip the wake n’ bake. It is costing you money – in more ways than one. When you start off your day in that cloud of green goodness, it gets harder and harder for you to get stoned throughout the day. Which means you end up smoking more. Skip the wake and bake and see how much less weed you smoke in a day.
2. Use edibles
There is something so satisfying about the instant gratification effect of smoking weed. But you’d be surprised how much less you have to consume if you eat it rather than smoke it. Did you know that marijuana is much more psychedelic when it is ingested rather than inhaled? It also lasts much longer.
This is because it has to go through the digestive system, which means it also makes its way to the liver, where THC is converted to a much stronger compound. When you inhale, THC bypasses both the digestive system and the liver, and you don’t pack quite as much of a punch. Hence why your taste buds are always perking back up for a bowl!
Ingesting marijuana will make you feel higher for longer, which means you won’t need to use it as much or as often!
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3. Put away the rolling papers
It is so easy to stuff a gram of weed in a joint – and we all know it. It’s even easier to puff away on that joint until – would you look at that, it’s finished!
It’s quite difficult to put just a pinch of weed in a joint. What kind of joint would that be? So maybe it’s time to have a little funeral and put away the rolling papers. It’s time to get out the pipe or vape.
When you pack a pipe or vaporizer, you can be much more conscious of how much weed you’re using every time you smoke. Which leads us to the next point…
4. Corner the bowl
If you usually find that you’re stoned halfway through a bowl, but don’t want to go back and ‘relight’ ‘burnt’ weed, cornering the bowl makes each hit just like the first one.
Cornering the bowl involves putting the lighter on just one corner of the bowl (rather than right in the middle). It means you can get twice (or more) as much out of a single bowl as you usually would.
5. Buy in bulk and save
We’re not suggesting you go out and make wholesale orders or anything. There’s nowhere in the world where you can get away with a pound of weed for recreational use. But more often than not, buying in halves or ounces is cheaper than buying in grams or eighths.
But we’re now entering some very dangerous territory. When you’re in possession of a half ounce or ounce, it can literally feel like pay day. It feels as if you can just go throwing all of your weed around because you have so much of it! That is not a way to save money on weed. You have to be smart about it.
When you buy in bulk, you have to be extra conscious of how much you’re using. Otherwise you’ll just find yourself back at your dealer’s place in a few more days.
If you’re buying a lot, you also need to take extra care that you store your buds well, lest they get too dry or mouldy. Oh, and of course, never buy more than the legal amount!
6. Distribute your weed across the number of days it’s meant to last
Do you consider yourself an organized kind of stoner? Well, if you’re trying to save money on weed, you could possibly become one.
If your half ounce is supposed to last you two weeks, why not try separating it into 1-gram nuggets. Then tell yourself that the said nugget is all you’re allowed to smoke each day. That’s a sure way to get your half ounce to last you two weeks.
This does, of course, require some discipline. Because as soon as you start making rules like this, life suddenly gets more stressful. And you need that extra half a gram in your day. And then you’re back to square one. Oh, how an abundance of weed can play tricks on your mind!
7. Don’t throw anything away
Most smokers think that there’s no value in leaves and stems. But there is, especially if you’re trying to save money. In all honesty, there’s almost nothing to enjoy about smoking the leaves and stems of marijuana, but that doesn’t mean they can’t get you high. And they are certainly still full of medicinal benefits.
Use your leaves and stems to make cannabutter or cannabis tea. If you’re patient and can collect a solid amount, you can turn that marijuana material into a tincture.
8. Tell your moochy friends that you ran out of weed
Do yourself a favour and tell a little white lie. When your friends who love to mooch come over, tell them you don’t have any bud. And don’t light up right in front of them. Of course, sharing is always caring. Except when you’re trying to save money on weed.
When one day you’re a millionaire, you can give away free weed to all your friends! But until that day comes, don’t feel bad about keeping it to yourself every once in a while.
9. Grow your own weed
The solution to all problems related to marijuana is: grow your own weed. It might seem like an expensive venture at the beginning, what with having to buy soil and nutrients and all of the other costs associated with growing. You can get your hands on great quality cheap seeds, and in the long run growing weed is much cheaper than buying!
Growing your own weed comes with many other perks, too. You know exactly what goes into the process of growing it, so there doesn’t have to be any funny business involved, like chemicals or GMO.
Growing your own weed means the end of ever having to buy weed from a dealer ever again. How refreshing!
Trying to turn weed into a lower expense habit is hard work. It requires a lot of changes in the way that you have come to love using weed. But it isn’t impossible. We hope that you can manage to save some of your hard-earned cash by following our solid advice!
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Weedmaps’ guide to saving money on weed
Weed is expensive. There’s no way around it.
And if you’re going to be a frequent consumer, it’s best to find budget-friendly ways to do so, or else you’ll be looking at your bank statements each month thinking, “Wow, I really could have paid my car note twice this month with the amount of money I spent on weed,” which will just lead to a bunch of self judgements and conversations about getting your life together (while using weed as the scapegoat for your bad habits and routines). Nobody needs that.
Instead, it’s much better for your mental health to simply find better ways to spend your time and money in relation to your cannabis consumption.
What’s the average price of weed?
The price of cannabis varies by market, as each state and country has its own costs based on supply and demand. Take an in-depth look at the price of an eighth where you live.
For the most part, an eighth jar of some good, quality weed will hit your pockets between $35—$45. For a one time purchase, that’s not too bad; but when you continuously purchase weed throughout the week or month, that cost can skyrocket. It’s a fact that we all try to ignore, but when you add up the hundreds of dollars you’ve spent on cannabis in a month, and it totals your student loan payments for multiple months, it’s hard to not think that your priorities are completely out of order.
Ways to save money on buying weed
There are plenty of ways to reduce your monthly spend on weed. Here are a few of the most tried-and-true.
Most dispensaries run weekly deals on each consumption method. For example, they’ll do bulk buy discounts on ounces of flower on Monday, then discounts on edibles on Tuesday. Across the industry, Shatterday is a popular Saturday discount day for concentrates. Regardless of your preferred consumption, I promise there’s a nearby store giving discounts on it. These are the best times to shop, because your dollar can go a lot farther, and the purchases will feel guilt-free.
Buy in bulk
When shopping dispensary deals, buy in bulk. It’ll slash your prices more, and in the end, you’re going to smoke that weed regardless. Whether you buy one quarter today, or one gram pre-rolls and joints each day, you’re still buying that seven grams, fam. Buy in bulk, get greater discounts, and your wallet will thank you.
Grow your own weed
I’m literally moving from Washington to Oregon for this. Growing your own weed is the best way to save money. It’s like eating out every night versus cooking your own meals: you get to choose strains specifically, not just based on whatever the store has in stock; you know what materials were used to produce the plant, and in the long run, you’ll save hundreds, potentially thousands, of dollars on weed.
Ways to conserve and stretch your weed
Reducing the number of trips to the store will greatly reduce your spend on weed. Here are a few ways to make your weed stretch.
Change your consumption methods
Rolling weed uses so much weed. Even the skimpiest joint or pinner ass blunt will require half a gram at least. Add that up throughout the day’s sessions and it’s easy to smoke an eighth a day. Going by the numbers above, that’s at the very least $30 per day — adding up to over $900 a month.
Switching to a more economical way of smoking, like using smaller pipes and bowls, will do wonders for making your weed stretch. Additionally, if you consider potency, it may be better to dab over smoking flower since a single pinpoint-sized portion of oil can get you stoned for hours at a time.
One-hitters and chillums
One-hitters and chillums are two of the most underrated cannabis consumption methods out there. One-hitters are little steamrollers that you can fill with a small amount of cannabis and get dumb stoned. Chillums are essentially big one-hitters. They have bigger bowls that you can cherry to stay lit, and truly, just one bowl will get you way high.
Between the two devices, you can save a lot of weed and money because they essentially only require crumbs. It’s why every stoner that sees someone pull out a dugout responds, “Ahhh, great idea.”
Use that kief
Kief is the gift that keeps on giving. It’s like recycling weed: You take some fresh buds, grind them up, smoke that flower, and in the process you collect fallen trichomes at the bottom of your grinder that can be smoked later on. In addition to smoking kief bowls, you can also add the kief to your bowls or joints to increase potency. This will create a longer-lasting experience and reduce the frequency of your sessions throughout the day.
The higher you get, the less you need to smoke; the less weed you smoke, the less money you’ll spend on it.
Eat your edibles
Edibles are pretty cheap. A single-dose cookie or gummy only hits for a quick Lincoln, and in bulk, you can usually buy 10 servings of any edible for around $20 to $25. If you want to skip the purchase altogether, making your own edibles by whipping up some cannabutter and applying it to virtually any food is another cost-efficient method of reducing your dispensary trips.
Limit your consumption and tolerance breaks
My daily schedule includes smoking in the morning, at lunch, after lunch, after work, before dinner, after dinner, and right before bed — and I smoke blunts and joints every time. Because of this, I smoke about an ounce a week. If that sounds like you, then it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know spacing out these sessions would greatly conserve the weed in our jars.
Smoking as a reward, and not just as a habit, is the best way of doing this. Instead of hitting that wake ‘n bake, get up and lock into whatever tasks you have for the day, then light up afterwards. It’ll make your high feel way better because your mind will be clear and the session will be guiltless. If this sounds impossible, then it may be time for a tolerance break altogether. Not only will a break improve your relationship with weed, but it will also cause you to smoke a lot less for your desired experiences.
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The easiest ways to make the most of your money when shopping for weed.