Stealth bongs and pipes
Sometimes you might be down to puff in a place where you’d rather keep it on the down low. Check out this selection of discrete pipes, stealthy weed gadgets and secret smoking devices.
There are tons of ways to smoke secretly at home or take a discreet toke outside. Some devices like portable vaporizers and vapor pens don’t have much smell at all. But if you’re smoking some dank stank sticky icky, you might want to check out smoke filtering devices like the Smoke Buddy.
And if you’re just on the lookout for cool inconspicuous devices, there are so many awesome stealthy stoner devices to choose from, like the Silver Stick discreet metal one hitter pipe with a filter, or the super slick 7vn aluminum dugout that looks like a Zippo! And ya gotta love a keychain pipe.
Whatever you’re looking for, if it’s sneaky smoking swag, you’re in the right place!
SHERLOCK VAPE PIPE
If you’ve got some sleuthing to do, a puff or two on this Sherlock style vaporizer just might help you crack the case. Or at the very least, it will make cracking the case a lot more fun. “Cracking the case” is a funny term. you ponder, after taking a puff. This classy little vape is super easy to use. Just pop on .
SILVERSTICK FILTERED ONE-HITTER
You’re classy. I can tell by the way you clicked on this product. You were like, click. And now here we are. So let’s talk about this cool filtered one-hitter, you classy thing, you. This is the SilverStick, a metal one-hitter with a filter! That’s right, the SilverStick unscrews to accommodate a replaceable filter .
STASHLIGHT STASH LIGHTER
If you like a good combo, you’re gonna love this. It’s the StashLight, a lighter with a built-in stash compartment! This tubular little guy is a combination doob tube and lighter. It’s pretty much everything you need, all rolled up into one. Take it on a hike, take it on a bike, take it any where you like. You might .
ODOR PROOF DUGOUT SYSTEM
Shhh! Did you smell that? Me neither. And it’s all thanks to this stealthy, snazzy, totally odor-proof dugout! It’s the UndurCuvur One Dugout, a really cool take on the classic, beloved dugout smoking system. The UndurCuvur One sports a glass stash jar wrapped in dense, impact-resistant silicone along with a .
STEALTHY “KEY FOB” VAPE
The stealthy MiniMax PRO Vaporizer is a tiny vaporizer that looks like a key fob! Did you forget your keys? Well you just might after a few rips off the MiniMax. This compact, discrete little vaporizer looks just like a key fob, and it accepts standard oil concentrate cartridges! Just flip it open and puff away. This .
ULTRA COMPACT MIQRO VAPORIZER
Sleek, sophisticated, powerful. and so, so tiny! No, it’s not Judge Judy. It’s the DaVinci Miqro Compact Vaporizer. There’s lots to love about the adorable Miqro. A compact, super stealth vaporizer for dry herb, DaVinci Miqro Vaporizer will be your new best friend. This thing is so small, it fully fits inside the .
RYOT WOODEN DUGOUT
If there’s one thing I know about you, it’s that you’re one classy son of a bitch. And there’s nothing that classy sons of bitches like more than rich, exotic wood. That’s why you, my friend, are going to want to check out this lovely Wooden Dugout One Hitter from RYOT. The RYOT wooden dugout is a classic smoking .
SMELLPROOF LOCKABLE BACKPACK
If you find yourself on-the-go with the stinkiest of the stankiest sticky icky (or any other smelly cargo, for that matter), you gotta check out this 100% smellproof backpack from Skunk Bags. That’s right, 100% smellproof power is comin right atcha courtesy of the high tech fabrics and linings incorporated into this .
It’s a classy flask with a stealthy stash. Bam. Check out the Accomplice Flask from Revelry, an amazing flask with a built-in stash compartment! Let’s get one thing set right off the bat. Anything with a built-in stash compartment is cool. Like that tiny pocket on your jeans. Or a kangaroo pouch. And I’m not just .
STEALTHY KEYCHAIN PIPE
Tiny, Swedish, discreet. no I’m not ISO a sketchy masseuse (unless you know someone). I’m describing the super cool Piece Pipe keychain pipe! When it’s closed, this tiny pipe just looks like a regular keychain. And you know how much we love stuff that looks like other stuff (like this vaporizer that looks like an .
SMOKER’S SURVIVAL KIT
Look at this nifty little thing! This is the Smoker’s Survival Kit, and it’s all you’ll need to survive the apocalypse (depending on your priorities). The Smoker’s Survival Kit is water tight and built out of super strong, high-grade impact resistant material, which really helps to keep the zombies from getting into .
AIRVAPE KEYCHAIN VAPORIZER
Um, did somebody just say keychain vaporizer? No? Oh crap okay lemme say it. Keychain vaporizer. You may geek out now. Because this thing is so cool, yes a tiny little discreet vaporizer that looks and acts just like a keychain. Except that it gets you high. In which case it acts just like 2 chainz. The AirVape OM .
Check out this selection of discrete pipes, stealthy weed gadgets and secret smoking devices.
Best Secret Pipes & Stealth Pipes for Discreet Smoking
Every now and then we have to be discreet, so we wanted to feature some secret pipes and stealth pipes for anyone who wants to take a hit that is discreet. As legalization slowly makes its way across the United States the stigma surrounding stoners remains, as does the need for an inconspicuous way to spark up in peace. Over the years, innovators have created several different ways to keep hidden pipes in plain sight and enjoy their favorite strains without contempt.
There’s a time and place for a 14 inch bong, but your parents house isn’t one of them. Even a desk corner bubbler is too big for Mom’s hawk eyes. Some smokers reserve that blunts are best, but r olling a blunt is time consuming, and the wind or an unexpected guest could easily have your bud on your lap. Instead of taking the chance of being blatantly caught, try one of these discreet pipes.
The name speaks for itself. The Sneakatoke is a great little metal and rubber one hitter for situations where you need a quick, but big, hit. All you do is add a screen and flower to the inner chamber, screw the cap back on, and you’re ready to smoke. This secret pipe is the size of a car lighter, and looks like one too, so it can easily fit into your pocket.
This is an old school favorite for smokers who don’t want to slip into the shadows, but play it cool instead. A fake cigarette with a metal bowl for your flower lets everyone think you’re out for a cig when really you’re having a quick toke. You could even have a whole pack of disguised pipes for long road trips or family affairs.
This pipe looks like a regular keychain, but when you take a closer look it’s an even sweeter treat! A small glass bowl sits on one side, complete with a built in screen, to deliver small hits on the go. The icing on top is removable making this hidden pipe easy to clean!
One of the most discreet smoking pipes we’ve seen, the Car Alarm Pipe will keep your long afternoon drives a secret. Just pull the ring out of the casing and inside is a fully functioning metal pipe. Your secret is safe with this pipe. There’s no way someone will find it — unless they have one too.
The bracelet pipe is great for traveling or outside events like music festivals and raves. Available in multiple colors, this stylish woven bracelet hides in plain site. It looks almost handmade, but when you unscrew the clasp, the bowl with screen becomes open for use. The bracelet can get wet or dirty and still work perfectly as the bowl is closed while clasped.
This secret pipe is the size of a lego brick, but gives decent hits due to its deep bowl. The two bowl pieces are detachable, and when folded together they look like a rectangular Tetris piece. This stealthy pipe can fit in your wallet or pocket. Unfold it and its magnets snap it into a fully functioning pipe
This a must have piece for all the makeup lovers out there. Its outside looks like standard drug-store lipstick packaging, but taking off the cap and bottom tube reveals a concealed bowl. Throw this in your purse or clutch when you’re on the go and enjoy a quick little bowl anywhere.
There so many other secret pipes, like a flashlight and spark plug pipe, and all of them are available here on our site.
A secret pipe or a hidden pipe can come in clutch especially at concerts, work, or even dinner with the in-laws. Check out the best stealth pipes for a discreet hit wherever you are. We've definitely got the best secret pipes for any situation.