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5 Places On Your Body To Hide Weed If You’re Pulled Over By The Cops

Hide Weed : You’ve got the cops on your tail. Blaring sirens or a casual stroll-up while you were “eating a sandwich”, it doesn’t matter. All that matters is in a few minutes, the police are going to pull you to the side and they are most likely going to frisk you and you have to hide your weed before they get to you.

What do you do? Cannabis possession in public has different penalties depending on state and federal laws, number of priors and the amount. You might be in a recreational state and this is not a worry for you. Unless you have medical permission, you are in for a very uncomfortable ride to say the least.

You have to think fast. You cannot leave it up to chance and hope they don’t search you like a kid at an Easter egg hunt.

While it might be difficult to mask the smell of weed, it is much easier to hide it in these crafty places. If you don’t want to throw your prized possessions away, consider these options:

  1. Hide Weed In Your Underwear

The first and most private place to stash your stash is, well, in your privates. Desperate times call for desperate measures and this is one place that never disappoints, unless your undies are too big and it slips out.

Women usually hide weed in their bra. The chances of the police frisking you there is zero, even if it is a female officer. They don’t want the embarrassment of being sued for sexual assault. Men can also hide it amongst their unmentionables, but that will be out secret.

  1. In Folded Pants Legs

Fashion trends do have benefits beyond making you look good. If your pants legs are folded or foldable, it could be another good place to hide your weed.

The cops don’t always bother to go all the way down, neither are they in a hurry to ruin your look. Bear in mind that any obvious bulge will raise suspicion, so if it is a hefty stash, you might need to consider the alternatives.

  1. Behind Your Belt Buckle

This is another quick hideaway for a single joint. Obviously, the cops won’t ask you to take your belt off, because that would be inappropriate. Don’t we just love police courtesy? If you have a big belt buckle, this would allow you store more behind it.

Many have tried and few have succeeded in tucking it behind a tight belt, not just the buckle, a move that can be done by any person using a belt. Just make sure you don’t exhale or laugh too vigorously, because you might reveal too much.

  1. Fold it In Your Sleeves

Fold up your sleeves and slide your joint within your joints. You can also hold slightly larger amounts of weed in your sleeves. It is a relatively quick and subtle way to hide weed in a hurry.

Obviously don’t be panicked and forget to roll up the other one. If the bag is too large, then it will be noticeable and you know what will come next.

  1. In Your Socks

If you are not confident about using your sleeves, are out of space or don’t have the option, try old trusty way to hide weed. People have been hiding things in socks all the way back from primary school, when you didn’t want the school bully to take your lunch money.

Things never change, but now there is a lot more at stake than lunch or a wedgy.

But while the amateurs scruffily leave it hanging out the side in a bulge, a better option is to tuck it in your shoe soles. No cop hands will be going down there and there will be no requirement for you to take your shoes off, but even then, you are still covered.

#Bonus: In Your Phone Case

Finally, we’ve got a manoeuvre that works with phones and tablets. Slide it underneath your case, before you get pulled to the side, and act cool.

It is a pretty risk-free hiding spot, though unfortunately it can only handle a small amount. Again, the police won’t think to ask you to remove your case, unless you are acting fidgety with your phone. But still, it is a safer place to hide it than your wallet.

While it might be difficult to mask the smell of cannabis, it is much easier to hide weed in these crafty places if you don’t want to throw your possessions

10 Secret Cannabis Containers That Will Truly Hide Your Stash

Is there any better feeling than doing something sneaky and getting away with it? The answer is no. So when it comes to your cannabis, it’s always nice when you can hide it in plain sight and know that people have NO idea. Because of that, I’ve compiled a list of 10 places to hide your stash and be in complete stealth mode. Check it.

Smuggler Belts

(Courtesy of Duluth Trading)

Smuggler Belts are dope (no pun intended) because you can walk around with that eighth on you, and still get a fit off with no one being any the wiser. Imagine rocking it out to the bars one night and someone being like, “Man, I wish I had a joint right now” and you snatch your belt off like Pootie Tang and pull a joint out of the back stitching.

Stash Underwear

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Stash pockets are the wave. You can grab a stash-pocket hat or a stash-pocket hoodie, but these stash-pocket underwear are the future. If you think I’m not copping these for Coachella 2018 then you are sadly mistaken. Only way someone’s catching you with these is if they walk up and grab your crotch, but then you get to claim that’s all you (and not a sack of cannabis), so it’s a win-win.

Lipstick Pipe

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Oh, you thought this list was gonna be all about men-type stuff? Nah, son. Ladies is pimps too. This lipstick pipe is perfect for the on-the-go woman who wants to keep her cannabis on deck, but not have it be obvious. Or for the on-the-go man who likes to feel pretty and witty and gay. Ya boy is very gender-fluid over here.

Fake Tampon Doob Tubes

(Courtesy of Amazon)

I REPEAT: LADIES IS PIMPS TOO. We all know how weird dude-bros get at the sight of tampons, so if a woman wants to hide her goods, these are perfect. Twist your joints, throw ‘em in these, and continue to outsmart us one time-of-the-month at a time.

Pitch-N-Puff Combo Pack

Listed it on my recent broiest items list too, but it’s also very applicable to this one. The Pitch-N-Puff hollow golf ball and tee one-hitter combo is one of the smoothest and sneakiest way to hide your cannabis in plain sight. Literally not a single person would take a second look at either item (unless they were closely examining them like a super-narc) and think, “Oh yeah, there’s a gram of Blue Dream in there.”

The Cigarette One-Hitter

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The one-hitter, especially when complete with a dugout, is one of the most common, yet still most stealthy ways to hit a little smokey-smoke on the go. Pull out, light it up like a cig, then put it right back in your pocket before anyone notices.

Fake/Hollow Bible

(Courtesy of Secret Storage Books)

Books with hollow centers are a must-have if you’re talking about hiding your cannabis in plain sight. And though you can pick any ol’ book to do so, Bibles are perfect because people don’t ever really open those. No offense. I’ve seen Bibles collect so much dust on so many tabletops, so you’re good.

Fake Soda Stash Can

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These come in multiple forms as far as cans, bottles, and so on. The point for all of them is the same: a hollowed-out soda container is something no one will think twice about. Toss a bag of that green goodness in the middle, sit in on the coffee table, and then smile to yourself about the fact that people have no clue that you’re loaded up and ready to smoke at any moment. For added safety, find one of a soda that no one ever drinks. You know, like Mountain Dew.

Urban Wraps Rolling Papers

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Rolling papers that look like cigarettes. Enough said.

EZPipe Discreet Lighter Pipe

(Courtesy of EZPipe)

And for the best item on this list, we’ve got the EZPipe. Basically, it’s a dugout with a built-in pipe, complete with a lighter holder that puts the flame right at the top of the dugout. That make sense? If not, just know that with this, you can flip out a little pipe, light your lighter, and get a nice hitski before sliding it right back into your pocket. Hit one of these, exhale, then smirk to yourself as people try to figure out where the smell is coming from.

From smuggler belts to hollow bibles to lipstick pipes, there are plenty of ways to hide your stash in plain sight. Here, Dante Jordan lists his top 10. ]]>