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100+ Nicknames for Potheads and Stoners

Are you a canabisseur? If so, take a look through this crazy list of stoner names.

It’s no secret that cannabis/marijuana/weed (or whatever you call it) has a lot of nicknames. But there are also a few nicknames for those who enjoy the wacky backy.

We’ve compiled a huge list of over stoner names for those partial to a joint or two. This list of pothead nicknames contains some classy stoner nicknames, some famous stoner nicknames, and a few foreign stoner names, too.

Classy Stoner Nicknames

For those who smoke but are looking for a list of classier stoner nicknames than the classics, look no further than this list below.

  1. Cannabisseur – Like a connoisseur, only better.
  2. Chiefer – Someone who is the chief of the reefer.
  3. Herbalist – For a lover of the green stuff.
  4. Herbivore – A plant eater, or a plant smoker, in this case.
  5. Space Cowboy – When getting as high as space, a true smoker runs the game like a cowboy.
  6. High Flyer – This isn’t only a term for those top students, a joint can give you this title too.
  7. Rasta Man – Derived from Rastafarian.
  8. Enlightened – Some say weed is for stupid people, others say those who smoke are enlightened.
  9. Space Cadet – A cadet is someone training to be an officer but in this case the nickname suits a newcomer with less experience smoking weed.
  10. Caramelized Ginger – This is a name for a classy ginger-haired smoker, caramelized in marijuana.
  11. Ganjapreneur – Someone still in education but making a ton of money on the side from their hustle selling ganja.
  12. Ganja man – A popular stoner name.
  13. Ganja Planter – A popular stoner nickname.
  14. Weedpreneur – Similar to a Ganjapreneur but not quite as successful.
  15. Spliff Queen – She is the queen of rolling spliffs.

Method Based Stoner Nicknames

Taking it back to basics, there are a few simpler names for stoners based on the act of smoking weed itself. The following nicknames are all method-based.

  1. Smoker – A pretty self-explanatory nickname as someone who smokes anything is referred to as a smoker.
  2. Blower – From the act of blowing out smoke from a joint of weed.
  3. Roller – A roller is someone who rolls a joint.
  4. Zooie – A name given to someone in possession of a joint of weed.
  5. Flyer – Head in the clouds, this is a nickname for a happy smoker.
  6. Puffer – An occasional smoker, someone who doesn’t inhale too much.
  7. Blaster – For that friend who blasts through every joint.
  8. Bong Buddy – A funny nickname for a stoner who loves his bong.

Classic Stoner Nicknames

While the newer nicknames can be interesting and funny, you might want to go back to classic and well-known nicknames for people who enjoy a smoke.

Let’s take a look at a few of those now.

  1. Mary Jane – One of the most classic names for marijuana.
  2. Ganja – Another classic, this comes from the name of the Ganges River that flows through India.
  3. Weedhead – A nickname for someone who smokes a lot of weed.
  4. Junkie – Someone known for smoking as well as a getting high off some other drugs.
  5. Doper – Coming from the alternative name for marijuana, dope.
  6. Weedie – The dealer of the group, this is a name for the one who’s always got a stash.
  7. Potthead – Classic. The regular smoker who is a little retro.
  8. Red Eye – Coming from a red-eye flight, this guy smokes all night.
  9. Hippie – Loved up on ganja with flowers in their hair.
  10. Air Head – The stoner equivalent of a “dumb blonde.”
  11. HRH – His Royal Highness.
  12. Bush Doctor – By Peter Tosh.

Funny Stoner Nicknames

From “ganja glutton” to “bong breath,” you won’t need to be smoking to laugh at these funny stoner names.

  1. Ganja Glutton – A glutton is someone greedy who loves to indulge their vices. This nickname is for the greediest guy with the joint.
  2. Reefer Chiefer – A chief of marijuana, this name is derived from the movie ‘Reefer Madness.’
  3. Purple Monkey Balls – The name for a particular strain of marijuana, guaranteed to make your friends laugh.
  4. Spleef Bongtoker – Derived from the words “spliff” meaning a joint of weed and “bong,” a set-up used to smoke cannabis.
  5. Weed Mower – This is for a smoker who mows through weed faster than a lawn mower mows through a field, we all know one.
  6. Iron Lungs – Frequent smokers must develop lungs of iron for the amount some of them can smoke in one go.
  7. Smokie McPot – A Scottish derived nickname for stoners.
  8. Lettucehead – For the moment when your head flops after a strong joint, e., like a lettuce.
  9. Grass Taster – Someone who has their own hydroponic factory, testing the weed as they go.
  10. Bong Breath – That one’s pretty self-explanatory, right?
  11. Asparagus – One of the weirdest slang names for marijuana, this one is for the vegan smoker of the group.
  12. Fatty Fan – Someone who smoked too much which resulted in eating too much because of the munchies.
  13. Burger Boy – Burger is a name for poor quality cannabis, so this name is for the lad lowest on cash buying the cheapest weed around.
  14. Roacher – The one who lights up last night’s roach in the morning. Roach meaning the very end of the joint.

Stoner Nicknames for Guys

There have probably been thousands of nicknames for guy stoners invented over the years. But not all of these have lasted. Here are some of the most popular stoner nicknames which have stood the test of time.

  1. Bob – The name of the infamous Bob Marley.
  2. Marley – The surname of Bob Marley, great for a stoner guy.
  3. Damien – Inspired by one of Bob Marley’s sons.
  4. Baker – A name for someone who smokes marijuana
  5. Ziggy – This nickname comes from another son of Bob Marley.
  6. Bud – The best part of your marijuana also makes a good nickname for a guy.
  7. Blaze – Just so you can say it’s time to “blaze with Blaze.”
  8. Jerry – Inspired by the American Singer/Songwriter, Jerry Garcia.
  9. Ace – Not the ace of cards but another name for a joint, or a guy.
  10. Jack – Short for Jack The Ripper as “rip” is a slang word for cannabis.
  11. Fela – The legendary Afrobeats Ganja Man.

Stoner Names for Girls

A little less conspicuous, we have a great list of names for girls who love a smoke now and again.

  1. Marley – The surname of the one and only Bob Marley.
  2. Cedella – A girls name inspired by a daughter of Bob Marley
  3. Makeda – The unique name of one of Bob Marley’s daughters. Also a good nickname for a stoner girl.
  4. Janis – Inspired by the 70s singer, Janis Joplin.
  5. Mae – A character from the movie ‘Reefer Madness’ which uncovers the effects of marijuana on teens.
  6. Nancy – Remember the pot-dealing mom from the TV show ‘Weeds’?
  7. Gaia – This is the name of the Goddess of Earth, responsible for all things growing, including weed.
  8. Sativa – An uplifting strand of marijuana also makes for a gentle girls name.
  9. Tommy’s Girl – Tommy is slang for marijuana so a girl who smokes could be Tommy’s Girl.

Famous Stoner Nicknames

Some of the most successful names in history have openly been partial to smoking marijuana. From a former US President to one of history’s oldest playwrights, these nicknames for stoners all come from famous people.

  1. Barack – Barack Obama claims to have smoked frequently when he was younger.
  2. Jay Z – He actually said weed helped him to finish ‘Izzo.’
  3. Lady Gaga – Gaga says she smokes a lot of weed to write her music which, as we know, has been a huge
  4. Bob Marley – Well, of course.
  5. Morgan Freeman – This actor is known for saying “never give up the Ganja.”
  6. Abraham Lincoln – Aside from his Hohner harmonica, his other favorite thing was said to be marijuana.
  7. Snoop Dog – Enough said.
  8. Jennifer Aniston – The ‘Friends’ actress is partial to a smoke or two
  9. Johnny Depp – Seems a number of actors and actresses are successful as stoners too.
  10. Shakespeare – Traces of cannabis were found in clay pipes in the garden of William Shakespeare himself, dating back to the 17th century
  11. I.Am – The singer/songwriter known for his dope ring.

Old-School Movie Stoner Nicknames

Throughout history, there’s been proof that weed and stoners are not a modern phenomenon. In fact, the first joint was said to be smoked around the 3rd millennium BC.

While these movie nicknames for stoners don’t date that far back, they do have some serious old-school appeal.

  1. Cheech and Chong – From the movie ‘Up In Smoke’ released way back in 1978.
  2. The Dude – From ‘The Big Lebowski.’
  3. Jay and Silent Bob – Two stoners from ‘Clerks.’
  4. Ron Slater – From the classic ‘Dazed and Confused.’
  5. Smokey – From ‘Friday,’ he was played by Chris Tucker.
  6. Brian Johnson – The well-known stoner badass from ‘The Breakfast Club.’
  7. George Hanson – For his stoner monologue in ‘Easy Rider.’
  8. Lester Burnham – He picks up smoking pot after deciding to live like a teenager again in ‘American Beauty.’
  9. Carl the Gardner – Simply the stoner who blows up the golf course in ‘Caddyshack.’
  10. Jeff Spicoli – The original surfer dude, now stoner, in ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High.’

Foreign Stoner Nicknames

Weed is indigenous to central Asia and the Indian subcontinent, but it is now widely smoked around the world. Here are some of the most common names for stoners in other lands and languages.

  1. Sprangas – This is the name for stoners in Trinidad.
  2. Kiffer – Derived from ‘kif’ which comes from Arabic meaning ‘hashish.’ Kiffer can be used for someone who smokes weed.
  3. Hierbero – A Spanish name for someone involved in weed culture.
  4. Juanita – This is slang for marijuana that comes from Mexico, it also works as a nickname for a stoner.
  5. Indo – The name for a specific blend of Indonesian weed
  6. Kaya – Slang for marijuana of African origin, this can be a nickname for a smoker.
  7. Fagbo – “Igbo” is the term used for weed in Yoruba language (Nigeria), so Fagbo means Weed smoker.

Animal-Inspire Nicknames for Potheads

As if some of these nicknames for stoners haven’t been strange enough, we’ve collected a few based on animals… don’t ask!

  1. Weedasaurus Rex – Tyrannosaurus Rexess were not herbivores, but it’s possible their diet included some cannabis plant here and there…
  2. Bong Rat – From a bong used to smoke marijuana, this is a name for someone who constantly smokes weed.
  3. Blastasaurus Rex – Inspired by blasting up a joint, or lighting a spliff, this is a name for someone who smokes a lot of marijuana.
  4. Roo – The name for a baby kangaroo, one puff and this person is bouncing around for hours.
  5. Sloth – The absolute opposite of a Roo!
  6. Laughing Hyena – The effects of weed are different on different people, for some it changes them into a laughing hyena.
  7. Flame Broiled Chicken – Flame broiled is a term for being high, and chicken for a lightweight smoker.
  8. Hash Puppy – Like the shoe brand but more fun.

So there you have it, a huge list of nicknames for potheads and stoners.

Now it’s your turn to add a few stoner names to this list.

It’s no secret that marijuana has a lot of nicknames. But there are also a few nicknames for those who enjoy a blunt. Here is a huge list of stoner names.

Best, funniest fantasy football team names for 2020

Some will tell you that studying rankings and auction values is the most important part of your preseason fantasy preparation; others will say it’s coming up with a sleeper list or draft cheat sheet. Do those things matter? Sure, I guess. I don’t know. Who cares? We all know what really matters — what can make or break your season and determine if it’s successful before the first down of football is played in 2020 — is whether you come up with a funny or creative fantasy football team name. Better yet — coming up with the best fantasy team name.

We already know this season is going to be crazy, which is saying something since fantasy football seasons are always crazy. You still have to worry about first-round picks tearing their ACLs and other starters being taken out near the goal, but now you also have to worry about a dude going on the COVID-19 reserve list the morning of a game. There’s nothing you can do about any of that, so focus on the one thing you can control: Your team name.

Not all of our player-name puns are winners. For every “Chark Week” there’s a “Cute As a Sutton.” (Can you tell which is supposed to be the good one?) We have some lengthy ones, like “I Live in a Van Down By the River” and some quick-hitters, like “Boyd Rage.” There are pandemic-related suggestions, like “Drew Lockdown,” “Stay in Mahomes,” and “We’re Allen in This Together,” as well as politically inspired ones, like “Gallup Poll,” “Ad Hockenson Committee,” “Cooper d’etat,” and “The Mixon Administration.” Don’t worry, though — we have something for the Left (“Green New Deal”) and the Right (“Build The Waller!”). We’re inclusive like that.

Of course, we also have some classics, like “Lamar the Merrier,” “Last Night I Took an El(liott),” “Another ‘Quon Bites the Dust,” “Finding Deebo,” and “Chubby Chasers,” as well as new favorites, such as “Batman and Dobbins,” “Call of Jeudy,” “Jalen Thee Stallion”, “Burrowito Bowl,” and “Fresh Prince of Helaire.”

We’ll fully admit we’re volume shooters with our list of potential team names. We’ve been compiling these for years, so some aren’t exactly on the cutting edge of modern pop culture (if they ever were). But all it takes is one good one to win over the people your league — or even just one bad one to inspire you to think of something better. After all, the best team names tend to be inside jokes or possibly offensive material that we can’t put here, so you’re on your own for those. Just, you know, be careful you don’t get canceled or anything because people aren’t screwing around in 2020.

You might not get all — or most — of the references below, so either ignore those or go to your local library to research them. Either way, you’re in the right place if you’re looking to start your season off right!

Best fantasy football team names for 2020

Fresh Prince Of Helaire

Clyde And Go Seek

King Of The Courtland/Royal Courtland

Always Up To Sutton

Cute As A Sutton

Corn Cobb Pipe And A Sutton Nose And Two Eyes Made Out Of Cole (You’ll need Randall Cobb, Courtland Sutton, Cole Beasley for this one, but definitely worth it)

Amari Teenage Riot

Have Yourself Amari Little Christmas

Palace Cooper/Cooper d’etat

Catalina Wine Mixon

The Mixon Administration

Onward Christian Solder

Fanatical Christians/Christian Missionaries

Lamar The Merrier

View From Lamar

Beg, Burrow, And Steal

Burrowito Bowl (or any variation of “Burrito” you enjoy)

Lights, Kamara, Action

Kamara Shy/Instant Kamara

The Kamara Adds 10 Pounds/The Kamara Loves You

Alvin And The Chipmunks

Prescott Your Luck

Kings Of The Hill

Hyde And Tyreek

Get Your Tyreek On

Hill Street Blues

‘Reek Havoc/Havoc ‘Reekers

Baker Of Chains

Mayfield Of Dreams

Baker Mayfields Forever

King Of The JuJu’s

JuJu Know What I’m Sayin’?

Batman And Dobbins

Dobbins And Stealin’

Dobbins Is A Free Elf

Baby Chark/Chark Attack/Chark Week

Pot Calling The Kittle Black

Le’Veon On A Prayer

Highway To Bell

Saved By Le’Bell

Pimpin’ Ain’t Breesy/Breesy Does It

Bad And BouBrees

Brees The Sheriff

Last Night I Took An El(liott)

Hide And Go Zeke/Zeke And You Shall Find

The Zeke Shall Inherit The Earth

99 Problems But A Fitz Ain’t One

Get Fitz Or Die Tryin’

Hooray For Hollywood

I Gotta Thielen/Hooked On A Thielen/More Than A Thielen/Can’t Stop The Thielen

Thielen Like Makin’ Love

Killin’ With Dillon

2 Gurleys, 1 Kupp

Gurleys Just Want To Have Fun

Brown Eyed Gurley

The Gurley Gates

(see top one above)

Palace Cooper/Cooper d’etat

Another ‘Quon Bites The Dust

All Barkley, No Bite/My Barkley Is Louder Than My Bite

Watch What You Saquon

I Live In A Van Down By The River

Lamb Skewers/Lamb Chops/etc.

Portable CeeDee Player

Wentz Upon A Time

From Wentz We Came

Go Wentz, Young Man

North By North Wentz

All I Do Is Darwin

Fantom Of The Opera/Fantom Menace

What Do You Noah ‘Bout It?

Build The Waller!/Against The Waller/etc.

Diggs In A Blanket

Can You Diggs It?

Woods You Rather?

Cabin In The Woods

Hurst Things Hurst

It Was The Best Of Times, It Was The Hurst Of Times (etc.)

Get Ridley Of ‘Em

Ad Hockenson Committee

Hockenson A Loogie

Golladay Inn Express

Nuthin’ But A Jimmy G Thang

Jimmy G-String Divas

Don’t You Forget About Mecole

Mecole, Myself And I

Henry Ruggs III

Bearskin Ruggs/Area Ruggs/etc.

Host With The Mostert

Mostert Likely To Succeed

Old Chunk Of Coleman

Seventh Tevin/Tevin Can Wait/I’ve Died And Gone To Tevin/Stairway To Tevin

(see above and replace “Tevin” with “Evans”)

(see above and replace “Tevin” with “Devin”)

Young, Free, and Singletary

Easy Drake Oven

Life Is What You Drake It

Drake It Til You Make It (or Fake it Til You Drake It)

I Do What I Kenyan/Yes We Kenyan!

Golden Rush/Good As Golden/Golden Idols

Turn Down For Watson

Deshaun Of The Dead

(see last one above)

Stone Cold Lockett

We’re Allen This Together

Here’s To You, Mr. Robinson

(see first one above)

(see first one above)

There Is A Godwin!

All I Do Is Godwin

What The Ekeler?

Don’t ‘Nuk It Til Your Try It/’Nuk Three Times/’Nuk ‘Nuk Joke

Going ‘Nuklear/’Nuklear Option/’Nuklear Blast

Thick Of The Hunt/In The Hunt/Big-Game Hunting

Goff Button/Turn Your Head And Goff/Cover Your Goff

Turn Goff The Lights

Cohen Of Silence

Dude, You’re Getting O-Dell!

Rollin’ With Mahomies

Mahomes Is Where The Heart Is

Home Sweet Mahomes/Never Leaving Mahomes/Stay At Mahomes

You’re Fuller Of S***

Where There’s A Will, There’s A Way

Wilson Phillips (Just draft Russell Wilson, Philip Rivers, and Phillip Lindsay. it’s not hard)

A Rivers Runs Through It

Born To Mack/Return Of The Mack

Nothing But Fournette

100 Miles And Runnin’

I Would Walk 500 Miles

Head In The Sanders/Belt Sanders/Quick Sanders/Sanders Castles

Our list of the top contenders for 2020's best fantasy football team names, from the creative and funny to the cringy and bad. Consider this the final piece to your fantasy cheat sheet.