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Wiz Khalifa Teaches Us How To Roll The Perfect Joint

Wiz Khalifa knows we’re all stuck in our houses, so he decided to take the opportunity to show us how to roll up.

Back in 2010, Pittsburgh rapper and cannabis connoisseur Wiz Khalifa taught us all how to roll the perfect joint from the confines of his jacuzzi. The video has been viewed nearly ten million times but, given the trying times we are currently living in, the iconic stoner decided to remind us all of his technique.

Although it may not seem like a difficult task for an experienced pothead to roll a joint, Wiz Khalifa is putting on for the beginners out there. With the coronavirus forcing us all into self-quarantine situations, promoting social distancing and possibly commencing a new work-from-home era, Wiz Khalifa showed us all his preferred method of rolling up weed.

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“How to roll a joint with @wizkhalifa,” wrote the Taylor Gang page on Instagram, posting a video of the head honcho preparing some delightful bud in his hands, which we assume have been washed for over twenty seconds. Flexing his favorite filter tips, a TGOD-branded shredder, and some custom raw papers, Wiz didn’t actually get to the most important part: rolling up the joint. Instead of this being an educational video, it turns out to be a promotional clip for a bunch of his own weed paraphernalia.

If ever you’re down to show the people how to really roll up, you’re welcome to join us at the office for an official episode of How To Roll — after the quarantine ends, that is.

Wiz Khalifa knows we're all stuck in our houses, so he decided to take the opportunity to show us how to roll up. Back in 2010, Pittsburgh rapper and cannabi…

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Wiz Khalifa

Hey I got a joint and I ain’t even roll it, here roll it
Boy I got pounds for days, have you seen a nigga blow it
Yeah, blow it, blowing that strong in your face
Prices going up, down, I ain’t got no problem spending all of my money
Tryna see what’s up now, I’mma smoke it all with me and my homies

Rolling up ‘cause that’s all that I know
Joint in my hand when I walk through the door
I get money ‘cause that’s all that I know
My niggas on point, haters already know
I, I found out that it’s all that I know
Tryna get high while I’m already stoned
Yeah, bomb weed and its all that I know
Feeling like a boss ‘cause it’s already rolled up
Go hard ‘cause that’s all that I know
Get a little money then I throw it on the floor
Girl, champagne I’mma pour a little more
We can smoke cones ‘til four in the morning
I roll up, I told ‘em roll up, if it ain’t KK, fuck nigga hold up
A millionaire and it’s all that I know
Probably with your girl getting blown

Hey I got a joint and I ain’t even roll it, here roll it
Boy I got pounds for days, have you seen a nigga blow it
Yeah, blow it, blowing that strong in your face
Prices going up, down, I ain’t got no problem spending all of my money
Tryna see what’s up now, I’mma smoke it all with me and my homies

Bring it back, bring it back
Gold ropes and new leather on my coat rack
Four stacks, these dudes hold no pack, throwback
Jerry Rice running gold hat, hold that, I ain’t even roll that
Smoke fat on the corner where the blow at
OG from the city, where the SKO at?
Broke boys made they ain’t got their ho back
Blow big I’m world-wide touring
I’m in SAC, I just dropped a pack off on foreign
New foreign, new foreign, blue cookies more champagne pouring
Gon’ get it, gon’ get it girl, got a bitch that will hit the road with it, cold business
Out of town it go up down, we celebrating when it touch down

Hey I got a joint and I ain’t even roll it, here roll it
Boy I got pounds for days, have you seen a nigga blow it
Yeah, blow it, blowing that strong in your face
Prices going up, down, I ain’t got no problem spending all of my money
Tryna see what’s up now, I’mma smoke it all with me and my homies

I roll ‘em thicker than a Snicker
Girl drink this liquor
I got game from the bishop
Bust that thing down for Winston

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